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You will feel better for it later, I promise.

Turns out she is quiet the sales person..

So we where at my brothers wedding today and she was wearing this really awesome dress she got last summer. Yeah she finally grew into it!!



Well she decided she didn’t like how the underskirt was creeping up on her and made a comment near a group of ladies, to which one said it was a great dress and she was looking for one just like it for herself.



So the wedding goes on and then the reception starts and here comes wolfbite.. Changed into pants and a shirt, all black mind you, and hands Khornesone back his car keys. She then produces a $10 bill..



I look at her and she says "I sold Grandma Osborn my dress for $10." So there you have it folks.. Not even 15 minutes into the reception my child has sold her dress to a grandparent, who plans on seriously wearing it by the way, for $10 and everyone is happy.



Now.. I bought that $75 dress last summer for her at a flea market for $3, the $75 tag was till on it when I got it.



Oi.. The things kids will do these days.

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LordVlkodlak
06:59 Jul 28 2008

Well ... she made a $7.00 profit ... that's what, a 233% ROI?

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Silverbow
21:43 Jul 28 2008

You know when looking at this.. I realised something.. Grandma Osborn is *my* grandmother, that makes her Wolfbites *Great Grandmother*.

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It has officialy reared its ugly head... Had to pry the phone from her ear just to make a phone call... And ... she was hiding in her room with it.. ARgh... teenagers

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sahahria
22:03 Jul 08 2008

Awwww just keep the glitter and nail polish away from her... she'll thank you when she's older ;)

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Silverbow
23:50 Jul 08 2008

Hehe.. to late.. way to late for that one. I may have to take pictures... :D

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LadyChordewa
05:37 Jul 09 2008

There is a simple solution to this problem. Connect a hard line phone, in the living room and tell her that is the only one she can use to make phone calls...



*Listens to Sil giggle madly and Wolfbite swear at me*

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Silverbow
06:09 Jul 09 2008

hahahahhaha thats an idea

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BubbleGumClaudia
17:33 Jul 15 2008

My Daughter Has Already Hit The Teen Syndrome.......And Shes Only 2!!!!!!!!



Wanting Her Nails Painted And Talking On My Phone!!!!!!!1



At Least Your Daughter Isnt Trying To Call Romania!!

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